There’s turmoil in South Thanet, A coastal town in Kent, Where TV’s farce Pub Landlord Will run for parliament …
Seems MDMA’s been kicked into touch Through rash, ill-judged lawmaking; Now PMMA, a substitute crutch Is what the kids are taking …
‘Goalies Against Hoolies’, An Eighties master plan, Pitched Thatcher and her government Against The Hooligan …