Partygate Pariah

Bye-bye, Boris – on your bike. Party as much as you damn well like, But do it away from Number Ten And don’t show your face round there again.

Ta da, Boris – take your leave. Wave to the citizens you deceive With your self-preservation, two-faced lies And your affable posh boy wazzock guise.

Do one, Boris – off you fuck. Even you know that you’ve pushed your luck Past the bounds of class and decency And you’re neck deep in shite and infamy.

So long, Boris – sling your hook. Pay for the liberties that you took With your job and your last shred of dignity As you die on that hill of hypocrisy.

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