So Scotland Yard wants lots more guns Put into the hands of dibble, And what with the threat of jihadists, Well, who are we to quibble? …
Seems MDMA’s been kicked into touch Through rash, ill-judged lawmaking; Now PMMA, a substitute crutch Is what the kids are taking …
Did you hear the news today? The polygraph is dead. But, liars, don’t rest easy ’Cause there’s something new instead …