Ezadeen

‘We’d like to thank you, one and all, For financing this trip; But, sadly, owing to this squall, Your crew’s abandoned ship.

‘Regrettably, our change of plan Means no fresh start for you. We’ve ditched you in this old tin can And kept your money, too.

‘You may find better fortune, If you last the stormy seas. Good luck placating Neptune Then the port authorities.’