Unpunished mutilations
And the harm of ethnic staff;
Convictions made for ‘sorcery’ –
So nuts you almost laugh.

A place where women have no voice
And aren’t allowed to drive;
An intellectual wilderness
Where only bullies thrive.

They lop off heads in public
For a lengthy list of crimes;
They sever hands of thieves –
And kill them if they steal four times.

Where bloggers get a thousand lashes
And ten years inside
For ‘adopting liberal thought’ –
A sin the Saudis won’t abide.

Allegedly, they fund the terror
Strikes on Western soil;
Yet greedy right-wing Westerners
Keep fawning for their oil

And selling them the weaponry
That Whitehall won’t discuss:
Accepting petrodollars
So their friends can fire on us.

Elitist Tory dickheads
Don’t care where the money’s from,
As long as Arabs come to London –
And they spend a bomb.

It goes to show our government
Can’t speak for decent folk;
Their world-view – like this monarchy —
An obsolescent joke.

Devoid of moral standards,
With an abject lack of shame,
They honour freaky despots
In the British people’s name.

Ill-judged commiserations
Say we tacitly approve,
And endorse a new king promising
That nothing will improve.